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Russell's TOP 10 Reasons to READ!

 10. Because the only illiterate millionaires are either drug dealers or hit-men or both.

   9. Because then you can say you read and feel better and smarter than people who don't.

   8. Because reading gives you insight into the human being which you can use to judge character
       faster and destroy your enemies.

   7. Because reading is healthier for your brain than watching television.

   6. Because it gives you something to talk about with others.

   5. Because through reading you can find who you are and what you like and what you hate.

   4. Because you have to!

   3. Because it widens your scope on life.

   2. Because educating yourself makes you a better, more complete person.

   1. Because if don't read, you'll be screwed!

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